Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The Last Man

I read this book and it was weird, hard to understand but still was good. The book was published in 1826 but that does not make it a bad book, the introduction is set in 1818 when the author says that she, I know a she in 1826, found these painting in a cave detailing one man living alone in the end of the 21st century. He is basically like the last man on earth.

Now the story gets a little tricky because tit talks about monarchy and kings and queens but talks about current events in 2096 so I was a little confused but the story follows one man, Lionel, as he is a boy through the end of the world. He and his sister do not have a father so are pretty uncivilized and rowdy, and continue to live like this for ever. A lot of stuff happens and a lot of people die plus their are so muntintys and pirates and fights. So overall it was a good book, three and a half out of five.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Limericks

There once was a kid in an ufa
who was working in a loud groupa
the teacher came out
and gave quite a shout
now they are all stuck on the roofa

There once was a little Minecrafter
he sat huddled in a corner filled with laughter
then one, very cold, sad day
he was caught, to his dismay
and he never played Minecraft ever after


Wednesday, April 22, 2015

FIRE

After being drained of its pasty white stuff
I squeeze the carton, releasing a puff
I position it lightly on the ground
With my head straight up I look around
I see no faces starin at me
So I start the countdown at a magical three
It goes two to the one and ignition
The pop was louder than a kitchen
I see faces as white as a cracker
Everybody so surprised they wanted to smack her
I take a turn and see what I have done
Then take a bow because it was fun
Let it be known I am a rapper
And will not hesitate to pop an attacker